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"If Atheism is a religion, then health is a disease"

-Clark Adams
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"They must find it difficult...Those who have taken authority as the truth,rather then truth as the authority"

- Gerald Massey
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"Debating creationists on the topic of evolution is rather like trying to play chess with a pigeon — it knocks the pieces over, craps on the board, and flies back to its flock to claim victory."

-Scott D. Weitzenhoffer
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"An error can never become true however many times you repeat it. The truth can never be wrong, even if no one hears it."

-Mahatma Gandhi.
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"The world is my country, all mankind are my brethren, and to do good is my religion."

- Thomas Paine
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"Isn't it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too?"

-Douglas Adams
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"Peace cannot be kept by force. It can only be achieved by understanding"

"It is my conviction that killing under the cloak of war is nothing but an act of murder"

"Small is the number of people who see with their eyes and think with their minds."

"Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop questioning."

"Anyone who doesn't take truth seriously in small matters cannot be trusted in large ones either."

"The word God is for me nothing more than the expression and product of human weaknesses, the Bible a collection of honourable, but still primitive legends which are nevertheless pretty childish"

-Albert Einstein
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"The true beauty of a self-inquiring sentient universe is lost on those who elect to walk the intellectually vacuous path of comfortable paranoid fantasies."

"Ignorance is not a form of prove"

-Thunderf00t
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"I am against religion because it teaches us to be satisfied with not understanding the world"

"There is something infantile in the presumption that somebody else (parents in the case of children, God in the case of adults) has a responsibility to give your life meaning and point."

"The God of the Old Testament is arguably the most unpleasant character in all fiction: jealous and proud of it; a petty, unjust, unforgiving control-freak; a vindictive, bloodthirsty ethnic cleanser; a misogynistic, homophobic, racist, infanticidal, genocidal, filicidal, pestilential, megalomaniacal, sadomasochistic, capriciously malevolent bully."

-Richard Dawkins
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"We are just an advanced breed of monkeys on a minor planet of a very average star. But we can understand the Universe. That makes us something special."

-Stephen Hawking
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"Religion is an insult to human dignity. Without religion, good people would do good things, and evil people would do evil things. But for good people to do evil things, it takes religion."

-Steven Weinberg
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"The inspiration of the bible depends on the ignorance of the person who reads it."

-Robert G. Ingersoll
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"Wisdom is found only in truth. "

"The phrases that men hear or repeat continually, end by becoming convictions and ossify the organs of intelligence."

-J.W.v.Goethe
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"Believe nothing, no matter where you read it,
or who said it, no matter if I have said it,
unless it agrees with your own reason
and your own common sense"

-The Buddha (Siddhartha Gotama)
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"Minds are like parachutes - they only function when open. "

-Thomas Dewar.
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"Never look down on anybody unless you helping him up."

-Jesse Jackson.
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"You are not only responsible for what you say, but also for what you do not say. "

-Martin Luther.
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"The way to see by Faith is to shut the Eye of Reason. "

"Being ignorant is not so much a shame, as being unwilling to learn."

-Benjamin Franklin
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"Better to be unborn than untaught, for ignorance is the root of all misfortune."

-Aristotle
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"What Can Be Asserted Without Evidence Can Be Dismissed Without Evidence."

-Hitchens
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"God did not create man. Man created God."

"If you cannot change your mind, are you sure you still have one?"

"You can't find out when you right if you don't admit when you are wrong."

-Anon

<Chancet> sex
<Chancet> f****n
<Chancet> sry
<Chancet> war meine mudda

Christians have brains. My brain is bigger than yours. I used to be an atheist, I weighed 550 pounds and suffered from premature ejaculations. I converted, and within a month I lost over 400 pounds. I no longer suffer from premature ejaculations. Also, since I converted miracles have been happening. My parents won the lottery, so I got to drop out of school in third grade. I don't need a satanic education.

Nur weil dein Stammbaum ein Kreis ist.

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